The Children Of Candyland!

There’s no need for statistics to prove this: the children of Candyland are extremely happy! But why are they extremely happy, besides just being happy because they are members of the Sweet Party? Because of their extremely great living conditions!

They live in beautiful, tall houses that are stunning yet relaxing, with bright, vibrant colors. They have fresh chocolate drinking water with virtually no calories yet a clean taste. They even have nice outdoor areas where they work on school projects. Some of our schools in Candyland are considered the best schools in the country with a student-teacher ratio of less than 9:1. They learn jobs and future trades at school, as well as traditional classes and the history of the Sweet Party so they are well-versed in their party so they can take pride in their party, as well as learning from victories and mistakes of the Sweet Party. They also have many course options unique to Candyland, outdoor classes and state-of-the-art teaching technology. There is a large enough surplus of food that no one is starving and everyone can eat as much as they would like. Plus, the crops growing are not just nutritional but they also tastes very, very good and are considered rare imports in many countries!

So why wouldn’t the children be happy, unlike the poor and starving children of the Sour Party? If you have any ideas/suggestions, tell us at the Twitter page @SugarCoatedBlog and comment below!