Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Sour Party's Animal Testing UNCOVERED!


What may have been considered top secret by the Sour Party is now exposed for the whole world to read! It has been revealed that when the Sour Party ruled the horrid Tartlands, they tested new beauty products on defenseless animals and household pets in the Tart Beauty factory. Among the animals used for testing were chihuahuas, guinea pigs, llamas, and cats. Even goldfish were used to test waterproof lipstick! Among the products tested include mascara, lip liner, eye shadow, nail polish, hairspray, and spray-on tanning liquids. This is a disgrace to humanity and an awful treatment to the animals. One poor horse, Sour Horse, choked to death on some hairspray that she was being tested with. They even killed twelve golden retriever dogs by drowning the with mascara. Hopefully, reading this post will help you should realize how cruel and unusual the Sour Party was; not just to animals, but also their people and their land. And what is even worse is that the beauty products created did not help to make the Sour people any more attractive! The Sweet Party is shocked and terrified of how bad they were. This is why our party was created: to oppose these awful events and help animals in being safe, healthy, and more importantly alive.

This is just one of the many reasons of why you should not follow the brutal and cruel Sour Party, who arrest their poor citizens for reasons unknown to both sides and kill defenseless animals to create horrid beauty products that do little work. Please recruit friends and family to join the Sweet Party and follow us on Twitter at @SugarCoatedBlog please! Remember, animals are not testers!

3 comments:

Society Of Narwhals said...

THE LLAMAS MUST BE SAVED!!
The Society of Narwhals support the llamas and the animals must live!

TRUTH said...

SET THE LAMA FREEEEE!!!!! OR I WILL CALL PETA!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ

-jORDAN

Your Royal Highness, the Queen Frostine said...

:)

 
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