Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Children Of Candyland!


There’s no need for statistics to prove this: the children of Candyland are extremely happy! But why are they extremely happy, besides just being happy because they are members of the Sweet Party? Because of their extremely great living conditions!

They live in beautiful, tall houses that are stunning yet relaxing, with bright, vibrant colors. They have fresh chocolate drinking water with virtually no calories yet a clean taste. They even have nice outdoor areas where they work on school projects. Some of our schools in Candyland are considered the best schools in the country with a student-teacher ratio of less than 9:1. They learn jobs and future trades at school, as well as traditional classes and the history of the Sweet Party so they are well-versed in their party so they can take pride in their party, as well as learning from victories and mistakes of the Sweet Party. They also have many course options unique to Candyland, outdoor classes and state-of-the-art teaching technology. There is a large enough surplus of food that no one is starving and everyone can eat as much as they would like. Plus, the crops growing are not just nutritional but they also tastes very, very good and are considered rare imports in many countries!

So why wouldn’t the children be happy, unlike the poor and starving children of the Sour Party? If you have any ideas/suggestions, tell us at the Twitter page @SugarCoatedBlog and comment below!


Friday, May 21, 2010

Candyland Theatres 3 Screening Roster

This week, many new films have opened. Among these films include Chocolat, Sweet Smell of Success, and more films honoring our truly "sweet" legacy! We have also opened the new Theatres 3 Snack Bar, featuring endless amounts of candy, popcorn, sandwiches, ethnic foods, chocolate water, and healthy dinners. The roster for the Candyland Theatres 3 beginning May 21st is:

Screen 1
Chocolat – 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00

Screen 2
La Dolce Vita – 11:45, 4:15, 9:00
Like Water For Chocolate – 2:00, 6:30

Screen 3
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory – 11:20, 3:45, 9:15
Sweet Smell Of Success - 1:30, 6:15

Keep reading the blog to get more updates on the roster for the new Candyland Theatres 3 and follow us on Twitter @SugarCoatedBlog

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Sour Party's Animal Testing UNCOVERED!


What may have been considered top secret by the Sour Party is now exposed for the whole world to read! It has been revealed that when the Sour Party ruled the horrid Tartlands, they tested new beauty products on defenseless animals and household pets in the Tart Beauty factory. Among the animals used for testing were chihuahuas, guinea pigs, llamas, and cats. Even goldfish were used to test waterproof lipstick! Among the products tested include mascara, lip liner, eye shadow, nail polish, hairspray, and spray-on tanning liquids. This is a disgrace to humanity and an awful treatment to the animals. One poor horse, Sour Horse, choked to death on some hairspray that she was being tested with. They even killed twelve golden retriever dogs by drowning the with mascara. Hopefully, reading this post will help you should realize how cruel and unusual the Sour Party was; not just to animals, but also their people and their land. And what is even worse is that the beauty products created did not help to make the Sour people any more attractive! The Sweet Party is shocked and terrified of how bad they were. This is why our party was created: to oppose these awful events and help animals in being safe, healthy, and more importantly alive.

This is just one of the many reasons of why you should not follow the brutal and cruel Sour Party, who arrest their poor citizens for reasons unknown to both sides and kill defenseless animals to create horrid beauty products that do little work. Please recruit friends and family to join the Sweet Party and follow us on Twitter at @SugarCoatedBlog please! Remember, animals are not testers!

Chocolate Water Is Good For You


A recent study has revealed that chocolate water that has been pumped throughout the city and run as part of the Sweet River is actually good for you! (Shocking, I know!) A few years ago, there was only plain water that was clean and clear that sparkled as uninhabited land. However, this was before the Sour Party came in and polluted the water with paper, oil and plastic. At one point, a gasoline spill and a disposable lighter led to the water being set on fire, destroying adjacent plants and wildlife! Now that the Sour Party has left, it is our eco-friendly duty to clean up the water and add delicious and healthy chocolate to the water through the recently renovated filter system. This will lead to more people staying hydrated and putting more effort into work. It even has been used as part of a diet that scientists are testing so they can see if the water will help people lose weight! Scientists have evaluated the chocolate to make sure it is a good thing for it to be part of our water sources.

The chocolate was deemed “great!” It is organic with natural and healthy ingredients and virtually no calories! It also gives the refreshing feeling of water and the great taste of chocolate. The water is being pumped as this is being written and will help improve how much people drink water, as well as add sweet beauty to the already gorgeous city of Candyland!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Hostage In Tartlands Let Go


We are happy to say here at the Sugar Coated Blog headquarters that the final hostage has been let go after being held captive in a dark room with no water for four days by members of the Sour party. This has been extremely exciting and this is another part of the ongoing and ever-changing conflict that has been resolved. We are happy that everyone is safe and we can confirm that the government official held hostage and his family are together. While Her Royal Highness the Queen Frostine herself could not comment, inside sources told the blog that the Queen was “ecstatic” that he is with his family and that “she wishes the best for the official and his family.” We were also told that the Queen has let the official have the rest of the week off to recuperate and spend time with his families. We wish him and his family the best!

For more updates as usual, please continue to read the blog and follow us on Twitter at @SugarCoatedBlog please!

New Sour Lands to Be Used


After years of neglect and torture, Sweet Party archaeologists have visited old Sour lands and building southwest of the Chocolate Rainforest. After seeing these lands, we have discovered rich soil under a large sum of the land. So to help expand our agricultural mark and add both commercial and domestic real estate that could be used due to increasing Candyland populations, we will be completely overhauling these old lands. First: all old buildings will be taken down and added to our large compost bin as will any weeds, old and dead plants. Then, new buildings will be constructed on the waterfront section where the land is not as rich. There, new shops and buildings will be built to create more living spaces on the east side of the Sweet River and revitalize the eastern side of Candyland. Next, the soil will be prepared and over time at least twelve crops new to Candyland will be planted in this land. Following this, roads and other buildings such as schools will be added so families can start on these new lands and make this land "sweeter" than ever!

This project was surprisingly passed and not favored by all of the Candyland government where it was considered "useless" spending, but the government thought that it will help improve agriculture and the already stable economy, as well as rid our land of the Sour party’s terrible reign. All of those cabinet members that disagreed were also banished for their rudeness, for mean people are not wanted in the Sour Party. This project will be at a cost of $12 million, but it will be worth it to get rid of the Sour Party's neglect and darkness. Tell all of your friends to join the Sweet party due to our economic stability and constant supplies of new jobs, as well as our eco-friendly government!

New Crops Growing!


Out in the Sweet Fields, new crops have been growing at enormous rates!As you may recall, a few months ago we received new seeds for Wildcandies as a gift from the Sweet Party members in Ghana, which when blossomed it would feature a large assortment of candy. Since planted, thousands of blooms have sprung up, such as pear lollipops, Sugar Daddies, Smarties, and other goodies! We may have enough crops this season to last us for up to five years, as estimated by crop growers. This is great, as the dreaded Sour Party had not watered their land for over ten years and let plants wither away until they were gone! There was no food for their people except for defenseless animals and manufactured “faux-crops,” such as rubber chicken and plastic broccoli. They did not even serve candy, and if they did it was a pricey import that few bought since even this candy was fake!

These new crops will not only help feed our people and lead to more food distributed at our state-of-the-art soup kitchens, but also means more variety in food for our award-winning chefs. More candy creations can be made and served at our five-star restaurants, as well as to everyone else. And this surplus of crops will be so large that our food containing garages will be overflowing! This means we will be able to create more trade business. Within the next few weeks we hope to start construction on a trade hub at the northern end of the Sweet River. This hub will be finished by October 2023, just before the holiday shopping rush begins. For groundbreaking updates and construction news, please continue reading the blog and our Twitter feed.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Candyland Theatres 3 Screening Roster


Tonight is the opening night of the Candyland Theatres 3! These new theatres will included the world premiere of the new film inspired by our struggles as a political party, Candyland: Building A Dream, starring Mark Wahlberg as the cruel and dreaded King Alfonzo and Amy Adams as the beautiful and fair Queen Frostine. The film will be released to movie theatres worldwide within a few weeks, and this will be the first film to be screened at the new Candyland Theatres 3. The event will take place on May 15, with two other screens to be opened starting on May 17. The roster for the first week of the Candyland Theatres 3 is:

Screen 1
Candyland: Building a Dream – 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00

Screen 2
La Dolce Vita – 11:45, 4:15, 9:00
Hard Candy – 2:00, 6:30

Screen 3
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory – 11:20, 3:45, 9:15
Sweet Home Alabama - 1:30, 6:15

Keep reading the blog to get more updates on the roster for the new Candyland Theatres 3!

The Tartlands Conflict Update: May 14



We are so to report some devastating news: as Queen Frostine and her cabinet were walking over to the Tartlands border to make a peace agreement with the Sour Party, six members of the Sour Party held members of our cabinet captive for ten minutes. The evil King Alfonzo was there and overlooked the proceedings. Her Royal Highness the Queen Frostine has released a statement saying:

“Three members of my royal cabinet were sadly held captive by only six of the many cruel people of the Sour Party. What happened was not sweet by any means and was truly a shame on both sides. Two of the three members of the Sweet Party cabinet have thankfully been released, however we are still waiting for another to be released. Please keep our cabinet in your thoughts and please remember to spread the sweetness of the Sweet Party. With all of my love and devotion, Queen Frostine.”

Please, stay tuned to the blog and our Twitter feed for the latest updates on the Tartlands conflict and please keep the final cabinet member in your thoughts!

Welcome To The Sugar Coated Blog!



Welcome to Sugar Coated, the official blog of the Sweet Party! As the leader of the Sweet Party, I am so glad that our blog has finally been founded and that we have easier access to other members of the Sweet Party around the world and outside of the beautiful home we call Candyland. We hope you read our posts on everything Sweet as well as updates on the unfortunate Tartlands conflict. Our blog is your one-stop spot for all of our updates and news. I will post my own updates from time to time, but other volunteer members of the Sweet Party will be doing a majority of the posting. Remember: yummy, yummy: our land is sunny! And encourage your friends to join the Sweet Party, where life is truly "sweeter!"

Sincerely,
Your Royal Highness, the Queen Frostine

 
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