The Children Of Candyland!

There’s no need for statistics to prove this: the children of Candyland are extremely happy! But why are they extremely happy, besides just being happy because they are members of the Sweet Party? Because of their extremely great living conditions!

They live in beautiful, tall houses that are stunning yet relaxing, with bright, vibrant colors. They have fresh chocolate drinking water with virtually no calories yet a clean taste. They even have nice outdoor areas where they work on school projects. Some of our schools in Candyland are considered the best schools in the country with a student-teacher ratio of less than 9:1. They learn jobs and future trades at school, as well as traditional classes and the history of the Sweet Party so they are well-versed in their party so they can take pride in their party, as well as learning from victories and mistakes of the Sweet Party. They also have many course options unique to Candyland, outdoor classes and state-of-the-art teaching technology. There is a large enough surplus of food that no one is starving and everyone can eat as much as they would like. Plus, the crops growing are not just nutritional but they also tastes very, very good and are considered rare imports in many countries!

So why wouldn’t the children be happy, unlike the poor and starving children of the Sour Party? If you have any ideas/suggestions, tell us at the Twitter page @SugarCoatedBlog and comment below!

Candyland Theatres 3 Screening Roster

This week, many new films have opened. Among these films include Chocolat, Sweet Smell of Success, and more films honoring our truly "sweet" legacy! We have also opened the new Theatres 3 Snack Bar, featuring endless amounts of candy, popcorn, sandwiches, ethnic foods, chocolate water, and healthy dinners. The roster for the Candyland Theatres 3 beginning May 21st is:

Screen 1
Chocolat – 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00

Screen 2
La Dolce Vita – 11:45, 4:15, 9:00
Like Water For Chocolate – 2:00, 6:30

Screen 3
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory – 11:20, 3:45, 9:15
Sweet Smell Of Success - 1:30, 6:15

Keep reading the blog to get more updates on the roster for the new Candyland Theatres 3 and follow us on Twitter @SugarCoatedBlog

Sour Party's Animal Testing UNCOVERED!

What may have been considered top secret by the Sour Party is now exposed for the whole world to read! It has been revealed that when the Sour Party ruled the horrid Tartlands, they tested new beauty products on defenseless animals and household pets in the Tart Beauty factory. Among the animals used for testing were chihuahuas, guinea pigs, llamas, and cats. Even goldfish were used to test waterproof lipstick! Among the products tested include mascara, lip liner, eye shadow, nail polish, hairspray, and spray-on tanning liquids. This is a disgrace to humanity and an awful treatment to the animals. One poor horse, Sour Horse, choked to death on some hairspray that she was being tested with. They even killed twelve golden retriever dogs by drowning the with mascara. Hopefully, reading this post will help you should realize how cruel and unusual the Sour Party was; not just to animals, but also their people and their land. And what is even worse is that the beauty products created did not help to make the Sour people any more attractive! The Sweet Party is shocked and terrified of how bad they were. This is why our party was created: to oppose these awful events and help animals in being safe, healthy, and more importantly alive.

This is just one of the many reasons of why you should not follow the brutal and cruel Sour Party, who arrest their poor citizens for reasons unknown to both sides and kill defenseless animals to create horrid beauty products that do little work. Please recruit friends and family to join the Sweet Party and follow us on Twitter at @SugarCoatedBlog please! Remember, animals are not testers!

Chocolate Water Is Good For You

A recent study has revealed that chocolate water that has been pumped throughout the city and run as part of the Sweet River is actually good for you! (Shocking, I know!) A few years ago, there was only plain water that was clean and clear that sparkled as uninhabited land. However, this was before the Sour Party came in and polluted the water with paper, oil and plastic. At one point, a gasoline spill and a disposable lighter led to the water being set on fire, destroying adjacent plants and wildlife! Now that the Sour Party has left, it is our eco-friendly duty to clean up the water and add delicious and healthy chocolate to the water through the recently renovated filter system. This will lead to more people staying hydrated and putting more effort into work. It even has been used as part of a diet that scientists are testing so they can see if the water will help people lose weight! Scientists have evaluated the chocolate to make sure it is a good thing for it to be part of our water sources.

The chocolate was deemed “great!” It is organic with natural and healthy ingredients and virtually no calories! It also gives the refreshing feeling of water and the great taste of chocolate. The water is being pumped as this is being written and will help improve how much people drink water, as well as add sweet beauty to the already gorgeous city of Candyland!